Tuesday, August 11, 2026
Trivia of the Day
In 2008, what legendary hedge fund manager made nearly $290 million shorting shares of Lehman Brothers — the very bank where he'd once been a partner?
- John Paulson
- David Einhorn
- Michael Burry
- Bill Ackman
Answer: David Einhorn — Einhorn first publicly questioned Lehman's accounting in April 2008, five months before the bank collapsed, calling their books 'a Ponzi scheme in disguise.'
David Einhorn's short of Lehman Brothers wasn't just profitable — it was personal. After working as a Lehman partner earlier in his career, Einhorn launched Greenlight Capital in 1996 and became one of Wall Street's most feared short sellers. By early 2008, he'd identified something rotten in Lehman's balance sheet: the bank was hiding billions in bad real estate loans through accounting tricks and repo agreements that made their leverage look safer than it actually was.
In April 2008, Einhorn gave a now-legendary presentation at the Ira Sohn Conference where he systematically dismantled Lehman's financials, arguing they were obscuring massive losses. He called out their 'Repo 105' maneuver — temporarily moving assets off the books before quarterly reports — and questioned why CEO Dick Fuld kept insisting everything was fine while the evidence screamed otherwise. The financial press started paying attention. Lehman's stock began its death spiral.
Greenlight's bet paid off spectacularly. As Lehman cratered through the summer, Einhorn's fund made an estimated $290 million on the short — one of the most profitable single trades of the financial crisis. The irony wasn't lost on anyone: a former insider had called the bluff, and Wall Street's fourth-largest investment bank evaporated in September 2008, taking the global economy with it.
Einhorn later testified before Congress about Lehman's collapse, arguing that regulators had ignored his warnings for months. The short made him a hero to some, a vulture to others — but nobody could argue with the tendies. Diamond hands on that thesis, even when half of Wall Street called him crazy.
Word of the Day
ergophobia noun · ur-guh-FOH-bee-uh
an irrational fear of work or the workplace; extreme anxiety about returning to one's job
“After three straight -8% days and a margin call, Jerry developed severe ergophobia and now trades exclusively from a Wendy's parking lot.”
Joke of the Day
Why did the VIX trader's wife leave him?
She said their relationship had too much implied volatility and not enough realized gains.
This Day in History
1999 — Morgan Stanley announced it would spin off Discover Card into a separate publicly traded company, a move that sent DFS shares up 18% on the first day of trading as a pure-play credit card business — proof that sometimes the best trade is breaking up.
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